The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #9305   Message #61084
Posted By: Banjer
02-Mar-99 - 07:42 PM
Thread Name: Folky Jokes and Stories
Subject: RE: Folky Jokes and Stories
I heard an interesting answer to a question the other day. The fellow was asked if he would like to accompany several of his friends to the local watering hole, to which he replied, "does a one legged duck swim in circles?" To the question, "How busy are you?" my favorite reply is "Busy as a one armed paperhanger with hives in a windstorm!"