Ned Ludd

Something on the lines of ....

On top of spaghetti/ All covered with cheese / I lost my poor meatball / When somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table / And onto the floor / And then my poor meatball / Rolled out of the door

It rolled in the garden / And under a bush / And then my poor meatball / Was nothing but mush

(Must be from north of Watford to rhyme bush and mush.)

Kitty