I like the term that the kids of today use to describe some one who is follicly challenged....and that is slaphead..it's got a nice ring to it ,although you've got to laugh when some one covers it up with a 'syrup' Old cockney ryhming slang there..

The only thing missing from the list is Deaf. Why is it that everyone mumbles now ? Why is it ,to both the annoyance and delight of my wife, that I am forever having to ask her what people have said?

Am I'm turning into my Dad...Doh!!! or Victor Meldew ?

love and happiness

Ritchie the Slaphead.

p.s, Art, it's no good trying to put a brave face on it ,if you didn't think it was funny then it's not..no matter what you say to the contrary..You can fool some of the people some of the time etc.etc.