Old Spaw doesn't give a rat's ass
Who thinks he is vulgar and crass.
If you deign to judge him,
It won't even budge him.
He'll just tell you to go fuck yourself.

"When Spaw tells the GUEST what to do
With himself and his prick and his flue
the GUEST should take heed
and be sure to proceed
or the rest of us will tell him TOO."

Hey Bertie, relax, don't get tense.
My last post was in Spaw's defense.
It's true, is it not?
Don't be such a snot.
I honestly meant no offense.