CIL Wobbler... now, that minds me of a good one. Stop reading this if you've heard it.

Fella always cathes fish while others don't. Warden hears about it and meets fella one early morn. Asks if he can join fella in boat. Fella doesn't speak but motions warden to get in. Warden remarks weather is good. Fella nods and keeps rowing. Warden asks if fella is from around area. Fella shakes head and keeps rowing. Warden keeps trying to make conversation but fella never says a word. Finally, fella stops rowing, rolls a smoke, lights it, takes a small stick of explosive from packsack, lights it with smoke, throws it in warden's lap and asks, "You gonna fish or you gonna talk all fuckin day ?"