Áine -- I think you really deserve a B.L.O.B. for:

On the garlands hung from the balconies,
Swung into action the Delta Force 'E's,
Their camaflouge, it was red and green,
The strangest damn elves that I ever seen,
And I've been to a lot of Renfaires.

In fact - I think you deserve a Platinum B.L.O.B.