Accually I wish I would be even more bald. I've never combed my hair when I could get out the door without. Well, I do make an exception, if I remember (once a leap year except the last escaped my notice) I always comb my hair before church.

Many of you are goning to hate me though when I say that I eat twice as much per meal, and twice as many meals as my brother, yet he weighs 100 lbs more then me.

No comment on the last one, you have to draw your own opinions.