I don't have the capability to do music, but here are the lyrics:

Chorus:
Goodbye, Melindy, oh, don't you cry for me;
I'm going down to leave you, 'way down in Tennessee;
But someday I'll return, when the corn is on the ear,
And play once more on the old banjo, for you, Melindy dear.

The first time that I met her, I never will forget;
She took my alabaster brow and placed it to her lips,
And then she whispered softly, "Oh, you are a handsome chap!"
And we both fell right down through the chair when she sat down on my lap.

Her neck is like a hoe-cake, her shoulder's like a ham,
Her nose is like a two-hole keg, and her ear is like a clam;
She's seven feet and over, and her hair is mighty red,
And she has to stand upon a chair when she wants to scratch her head.

I wish I was an elephant, how happy I would be;
I'd lock Melindy in my trunk and throw away the key;
Or else an alligator; when Melindy went to swim,
I'd open wide my alli-gates and let Melindy in.

I wish I was a little wart upon Melindy's ear,
And every time she went to scratch, oh golly, wouldn't I feel queer!
Or else a little corn upon Melindy's toe,
And everywhere Melindy went, then I'd be sure to go.

My nose is getting redder, my eyes are getting sore,
And they're like two peeled onions, and I can't cry any more,
But someday I'll return, when the corn is on the ear,
And play once more on the old banjo for you, Melindy dear.

Strike any chords with anybody?