Somewhere I actually have the Jeremy Taylor Song Book with this in it. The first time I heard this song I recognized it from the book. I found the monotonous and hypnotic beat to be that of the speed bumps on the New York State Thruway. I sat there glazed in the eyes as I heard the song drone on. People said I kept muttering "I have this song, I have this song..." I knew that if this song were to be promoted, countless lives would be lead into oblivion. I vowed to do my best to save personkind. I was so driven that I hide the book and told no one I knew of its existance until now. Many people have said "Hey Don, do know the Red Velvet Steering Wheelcover Driver song or have the chords somewhere?" In shame I looked at my shoes and said "No!". I knew I was lying but what is the greater sin? To willing lie, or promote this song.

I should never have mentioned it I suppose but the burden will be easier to bear now that it is in the open.

Don