I got a loaded squirt gun in my pocket...want to get it out for me?

I wouldn't care who that person is...and what they were carrying, so long as they are properly trained in its usage.....hell...If I came across katdarling carrying a bazooka at a barney festival and she knew how to use one....i would not break a sweat...that is until I opened my mouth...it does have the tendency to get me in trouble...