Not ready for a Pulitzer Prize (or a Pullet Surprise, either), but I just had to leap up and expose myself in the following fashion:

The Copied Bummer
words: (Genie reluctantly admits to having penned them)
music:  LDB

Come, they told me -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Up on this scan machine -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Our bottoms we will fax -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
(If we don't get the ax) -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Like our Melanie -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Faxing her bum.

Blessed "Virgin,"-- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
I'm a poor employee -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
I have no expertise-- -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Your markets to increase -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Shall I fax to you,--bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
My fine bum?

Boy George nodded,--bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
You b*x and ass look fine!--bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Then the RSPA,--bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Took our machine away, -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
"You might cut your *ss,--bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
On our glass!" --bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bumbum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!