Two fine offerings from two fine folks! Here's the first slate of Silver B.L.O.B.s, then --

To Genie, who might not be ready for Pullet(!), but who's definitely ready for a Cow Chip!, for this rhythmical delight:

Blessed "Virgin,"-- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
I'm a poor employee -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
I have no expertise-- -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Your markets to increase -- bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Shall I fax to you,--bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
My fine bum?

And to derrymacash, showing us all his 'best' side (oh!) with this lyrical little lilt:

Well Jeanie was pissed on Irish Mist, Diamond White, vodka and Red Bull
"Have you got a Black Bush?" The barmaid blushed, thinking I was on the pull
Then the landlord's shout "Get the pair of yez out! I have had about enough of you!"
And we laughed till we cried as he turfed us outside and we staggered to the Christmas do

A cool and smooth beginning to this one -- Keep 'em comin', Challenge!rs!!

-- Áine