There are three versions of this ditty in the DT but here is a fourth, and this is a BETTER version

CHARLOTTE THE HARLOT LAY DYING

TUNE: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

CHORUS:
"I've been had by the army, the navy,
By a bullfighting toreadore,
By dages and dronges and dinges,
But never by maggots before,
So roll back you dirty old assholes
And give me the cream of your nuts."
So they rolled back their dirty old assholes,
And played "Home Sweet Home" on their guts.

Charlotte the Halot lay dying,
A piss-pot supported her head,
The blow-flies were buzzing around her,
She lay on her left tit and said:

Charlotte the Harlot repented,
She'd never have another bang,
She wanted to go to heaven,
So she rolled on her right tit and sang:

Charlotte the Harlot was buried,
The town was much quieter than before,
But one night at the local brothel,
Her ghost she appeared in the beer!