But what is the most environment-friendly and energy-efficient way of disposing of mortal remains? You don't need a fire, or a box in a hole: just leave your corpse out in the wood and nature will recycle you for free.

Or should we be adding to pollution and global warming in death as in life? Perhaps I should be cut up and made into cattle-feed, like they did with all the other diseased brain tissue here in Britain.

WassaiL! V