Man and his wife were playing golf and the man hooked the drive and the ball ended up in front a barn. Well, the doors were open and he could see the green thru the doors so he figured he could use a five iron and shot thru the barn to the green. When he swung the ball hit just over the door, bounced straight back, hit his wife square in the middle of her forehead and killed her dead on the spot. A few months later, the same guy was playing with a friend whose drive landed exactly in front of that barn. Upon examination, his friend exclaimed, "Hey, I think I can squeeze it thru the barn with a five iron." to which our guy responded, "I was in the same place a few months ago and tried the five iron and ended up boggying the hole. Use the 4 iron."