The Little Toner Drum Boy

Come they told me
Pa rump a Bum Bum
Come and sit right here
Pa rump a Bum Bum
It's in our TV Ad
Pa rump a Bum Bum
We'll Xerograph you nads
Pa rump a Bum Bum
Rump a Bum Bum
Rump a Bum Bum
The copier we defile
Pa rump a Bum Bum
At Virgin Mobile

The lawyers banned the stunt
Pa rump a Bum Bum
They said "That dog won't hunt"
Pa rump a Bum Bum
"Ladies, we must be blunt!"
Pa rump a Bum Bum
You can't Xerox your .........self
Pa rump a Bum Bum
Rump a Bum Bum
Rump a Bum Bum
Besides it just ain't clean
Pa rump a Bum Bum
Know what I mean?

What if you break the glass?
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The pain would last and last
Pa rump a Bum Bum
The shards stuck in your ass?
Pa rump a Bum Bum
Think I'll give that a pass
Pa rump a Bum Bum
Rump a Bum Bum
Rump a Bum Bum
I put a lamp shade upon my head
Pa rump a Bum Bum
There, enough said.

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