The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #42250   Message #613819
Posted By: Áine
20-Dec-01 - 03:49 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 77
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77
More joy being reflected in this Challenge! Here are the Silver B.L.O.B.s for these latest fantastically funny bits:

To derrymacash, for this historically hysterical hi-ho:

It's a picture of Dorian Gray's backside
All wrinkled and flabby and grey
Not perky nor carried with pride
But saggy and hairy they say
It's kept under wraps in a garret
Hidden from eyes that might pry
No joy to behold, it is aged and old
The picture of Dorian Gray's backside


And to Jack the Sailor for exposing himself as a traditionalist with these lines:

What if you break the glass?
Pa rump a Bum Bum
The pain would last and last
Pa rump a Bum Bum
The shards stuck in your ass?
Pa rump a Bum Bum
Think I'll give that a pass
Pa rump a Bum Bum
Rump a Bum Bum
Rump a Bum Bum
I put a lamp shade upon my head
Pa rump a Bum Bum
There, enough said.



Keep 'em comin', Challenge!rs!!

-- Áine