It is HARD to imagine these ditty's do not reside elsewhere on the the net….but… for the most part…. many are original postings….. While they are a glorious tribute laid at the feet of Dick and Susan…they are grudgingly laid on the max location of cripples.

This one might be adopted as the anthem for Max himself!!!

Anyone looking for a thesis "Machaveli on the Net?" (follow the threads of the puss-filled-pussy)

QUEEN OF ALL THE FAIRIES

CHORUS:
Twenty-one, never been done,
Queen of all the fairies.

Oh, she was a cripple with only one nipple,
To feed the baby one.
Poor little fucker, he's only one sucker
To start his life upon.

Ain't it a pity she'd only one titty
To feedhe baby on.
Poor little bugger, he'll never play rugger,
Nor grow up big and strong.

And as he got older and boldr and bolder,
]And took himselof in hand.
And slipped and flipped and flippped and flipped,
To the tune of the army band.

They tried his in the infantry,
They tried him on the land an sea,
The por little bugger has no success,
He left evert;ying in a terrible mess.

We see no hope for his unless
He joins the Women's Royal Air Force.