Yeah, you know whene you're, like, tryin' to, like, get a bit of shuteye, eh? And the flippin' phone keeps, like, ringin', eh? And so, like, you were just nodding off and it rings, eh? Or you were, like, havin' a dreem about Pamela Anderson, eh? She's like in a wet T-shirt contest...only it's, like, a bit too cold, eh, and so her little glasscutters are gettin just as hard as...know what I mean?

And the flippin' phone rings and wakes you up. Major flippin' drag!

The last time it happened, I like ripped the flippin' thing off the wall and flushed it down the john. Well, I tryed to, but it, like, got stuck, eh?

It don't work at all now. Neether does the john. This place is a flippin' dump, and no one like cares, eh? Don sure as flip dusnt. He's a total retread who dusnt know shit from execrament.

Somebuyddy is to blame fer all of this and when I find out whoo they are gonna pay!!!

BDiBR