The dictionary defines "faux pas" as "a social blunder". Now we all know that Spaw has committed many of these, but I think it's time to put our heads together and decide which one was the worst of them all!

So...what could it be? Which was his most tasteless, offensive, embarrassing, inane, and bone-headed act or statement of all time? (On Mudcat or off it...)

One thing, though: I suggest we avoid the subject of farts altogether, since there's been far too much emphasis on that already...and it's the lazy man's way of defining Spaw. So leave out the fart stories, and concentrate on his more unique and distinctively memorable offenses...which are many!!!

Go to it, folks. Winning entry gets a free summer course (2 credits) at the WSSBA in 2002.

- LH