The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #4377   Message #614417
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
21-Dec-01 - 06:23 PM
Thread Name: Rugby Football Songs
Subject: RE: Rugby Football Songs
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS NAME IS…

CHORUS:
I don't know what his name is and whatever it may be,
Just listen while I tell you what he did to me!

I went through the front gate,
Like a good girl should,
And he slipped roung the back way
Like I knew he would.

I went in through the front door,
Like a good girl should,
And he slipped in behind me
Like I knew he would.

I went up the stairs,
Like a good girl should,
And he came behind me
Like I hoped he would.

I took all my clothes off
Like a good firl should
And he took off his trousers,
Like I knew he would.

I put on my 'jamas,
Like a good girl should,
And he then took them off again,
Like I knew he would.

I got into bed,
Like a good girl should
And he got in beside me,
Like I knew he would.

I laid on my side,
Like a good girl should,
But then he turned me over,
Like I knew he would.

FINAL CHORUS:
I don't know what his name is and whether he may may be,
It's none of your damn business what he did to me!