Hey Hawk! Fo Paw this......

BBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMPP

So looking for my greatest huh? Hard to say really.....Do intentional ones count? I mean with the possible exception of your own lame ass attempts at keeping the Shatner thing alive, I am the undisputed King of gragging along the long running joke, no matter how inane, silly, tasteless, or completely stupid:

*Cleigh O'Possum
*His buddy, The Little Pissant
*Paw, Cletus, Buford, and the Reg Boys
*The Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed
*and it's new wing, The James Taylor Rehab Center for Catatonic Blandness
*Tiples and Noseflutes
*Peter T's above referenced Waylon Heron
*The Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner
*and your personal favorite, Major Tom, Psychotic Astronaut
*Let's Kick Max in the Balls (posted that one again today!)
*Generally Flatulent Related crappola
*Father Joebro and his impending baldness
*Mick's spud-stuffed thong
*Jeri's Dragonfly infested Hooters

And that's not to mention the other shorter term wackiness that I only let go of when someone is about to kill me, such as the latest with the New and Improved Gordon Bok Fan with the cookie duster HEPA filter. There's been so many of them foisted upon individual 'Catters that they escape my memory. What was I beating Carol to death with when she was up there visiting? Then the tasteless stuff (like the rest isn't) such as Leej referred to with Oklahoma reference (old 'Catters might remember) and beating Rick to death with the tale of Pedro the Implosive 12 String.

Sad but true.......Look up faux pas and my picture is right there. Extends right into real life too.......My sailing partner Bill and I sailed past the local yacht club's beautiful old clubhouse after winning a regatta, got out our anti-pirate yacht cannon (water balloon sling shot) and gave them a "moon salute" followed by a few volleys which broke off part of an old decorative railing and a raingutter downspout. They kept the crummy silver plate and banned us from competing for the season, even after we paid for the damage! No sense of humor.......

Spaw