God, I love the GUESTS who drop in here...but not as much as I love old Catspaw49 (GUESTS...that is Spaw's entire name on this site).

Keep the kind words coming...please!

Spaw must be taking the evening off, I suppose, or he would have shown up by now.

GUEST, Jon - If you really must know, my real name is Wayne Jacob Caddlesworth the Third. I live in a tiny place called Dead Falls. It's out west. If you can guess which state or province it's located in, I will tell you even more than that. I am always kind to my fans, especially the really touchy and humourless ones, because they need a gentle hand to guide them.

- LH