This challenge is too good a story not to keep at it, so here goes another one:

Give It A Rest,  Ye Merry Revelers
Words:  Jeanene Pratt © 2001
Music:  God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

Give it a rest, ye merry revelers, beware what you display.
Remember that our Savin is not a toy for play!
To save us all from litigation, no more childish games.

  (Refrain) Oh, chidings of "Bum sport!" annoy, "Bum sport!"  annoy!
    Oh, chidings of "Bum sport!" annoy!

From Sid, our legal counsel, a blasted memo came
And unto certain staffers brought chidings for their game
Of "Sit Upon The Copier And Bare Your Bod," by name.

(Refrain)

Now all your Christmas bonuses are by the "Virgin's" grace,
So kindly put your clothes back on before you now embrace,
The only cheeks you may xerox are those upon your face!
 

(Refrain)