Yes, Amos, and I am also "a couple beers short of a 6-pack"! (To quote a phrase beloved of the local hosers in this town...) I truly admire your command of the English language, Amos.

More mutual admiration, Gargoyle! How irritating it must be for you to have to read this sort of trivial fluff, which wastes the valuable time of the Mudcat on merely having a laugh or two, when we could be looking up the various different lyrical versions of "House Carpenter" (all 156 of 'em), comparing the differences in an erudite fasion, and determining which, out of all of them, was the first, and therefore definitive version...

Amos - to call William Shatner "second-rate" is hardly adequate...he sets a thespian standard which is beyond comparison to any other, I think. It is on a firm understanding of this that the William Shatner School of BAAAAAD Acting was founded, and upon this standard that its curriculum is built.

"To Boldy Go Where No Educational Institution Has Gone Before!" is our motto, emblazoned in gold above the entrance gates. We live by that motto every day.

Larry - Only if it's a VERY LOUD watch!

- LH