Khandu, you have won the prize!!! THAT'S IT! The crassly manipulated and falsified Spaw-Shatner election results will stand as the most outrageous election fakery of all time! And without a single hanging chad, either.

Only a drooling idiot bereft of sense or virtue would honestly assert that Spaw is sexier than William Shatner! Smellier, yes, funnier, yes, but not sexier...

Khandu, I am happy to say that you have won a free summer course at the WSSBA in 2002. The course will concentrate...on...the dramatic...pause! (One of Shatner's most notable acting techniques.) You lucky, lucky soul!

- LH