Ya' got some problems there Hawk....nothing unusual for you of course, but simply typical of a mind that thinks Major Tom, Psychotic Astronaut, has deep meaning. I'm sure that even Shatner can figure out that Tom is simply screwed, blued, and tatooed.......Then again, so is Shatner.

First, Khandu wouldn't recognize a falsified election if his ass was covered in dimpled chad. It's hard to think that "fair election" is anything but oxymoronic in a place that elected Ross Barnett as Governor. Then again, we had a nutcase like that here too. He had a plan to build a bridge across Lake Erie but had trouble staying focused on it when he decided to send the National Guard to Kent State. (Khandu and I have another commonality here in that Jackson State cane along shortly after)......In any case...............

Khandu would also be unavailable for the contest winning trip you mention as they are very busy down there that time of year getting ready for the next "season." There is so much to do what with making crosses and wrapping them in rags, laying in a supply of kerosene, cutting eyeholes in pillowcases, laundering singed bedsheets........It's just far too busy to leave.

Spaw