"Only a drooling idiot bereft of sense or virtue would honestly assert that Spaw is sexier than William Shatner!" ...

Hmmm, and here I thought it would be the other way around. Shatner as Kirk had to be the most unsexy "star" of all time.

And don't forget that the powerful pheromones in certain bodily odours can attract the hormones of the opposite gender even as they repulse the nose.

Of course, Spaw doesn't have allure of "star power" ... whatever that is... maybe it's like an odour?

It's a tossup. *sigh*