I certainly won't, john - I'd hate to get myself murdered! :-)

Anyway, thanks a lot to all of you, you're great! Enjoy the rest of your Christmas!

Thanks to Noreen in particular, for the links. I also saved the link to the Broons Annual from the 'Complaints' thread, so that should keep me busy tonight! I'll have to look out for a copy of the Sunday Post next time I get to Scotland!