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Thread #42423   Message #616332
Posted By: catspaw49
25-Dec-01 - 07:18 PM
Thread Name: Help: Parsley, sage....
Subject: RE: Help: Parsley, sage....
Could be Geoff....makes sense to me! Herbs and such have often been used to cure various problems of a sexual nature.

A friend of mine went to 3 or 4 medical doctors to cure a problem he had, mainly erectile dysfunction. All the medicos suggested Viagra which has been a saving grace to many, but Frank doesn't like the idea of some of the side effects (heart/BP problems) so tried an herbalist. The herbal doc suggested a poltice of onion fried in lard, mustard, 3 tablespoons of dill pickle juice and a splash of ketchup. Frank tried it and after a few applications his problem was cured. He'd mix up the stuff and apply it three times a day at first and then after two weeks he tried sex and it worked! Now he just uses it about an hour before he and his wife plan on an evening of "whoopee." I was amazed that it worked, but it's something to keep in mind. Frank says the only side effect he's noticed is that everytime he drives past a McDonald's he gets a hard-on.

Spaw