Gee, Kendall, didn't you hear that the proper way to raise kids these days is to let them raise hell and sass their elders? If you want to change there behavior you have to reason with them and explain carefully and patiently where they are straying from acceptable behavior. They are NEVER wrong!

Of course, a good swat on the rump never hurt me more than the immediate embarrassment and pain. And look how I turned out....

Never mind...