Hey, Des, whazzup? You have so much to say about pee, poop, farts and BO that one thread isn't big enough? LOL!!

The really great thing about Grossology is instead of being guilty of a sin against the Infinite, when you fart in your pew, you can blame it all on your bacteria -- a little piece of ecological balance the medievalists never thought of -- and they can all burn in eternity instead of you!!

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