Carol, what you didn't know was that all us Canadians DO pack heat. Tabasco Sauce is the weapon of choice. If we are confronted with a violent felon armed with a hot dog (or back bacon on a bun) we unscrew the lid and let him have it right between the buns.
These are just the "law and order" Canajuns mind you...the liberal Commie Pinko Castro luvin' ones NEVER pack a higher calibre hot sauce than HP. We've also found that instead of expensive alarm systems, a simple framed photo of Charleton Heston's cold dead hands, placed strategically in the window, sends the bad guys a runnin'.Cheers
Rick