I was very impressed with my 13-year-old son getting me the Best Air-Guitar Album in the World CD... he must have been watching.

I was not, however, impressed with the Yuletide timing of my last Significant Other telling me she'd got married again.

In such circumstances, is it still the done thing to join the Foreign Legion? Or have they disbanded it?

If so, I guess I might just as well practise my Air Guitar, instead!!!

Happy Yules, all. - Ian B