Well I can hardly believe how quickly things happen here in the frozen North. Jeri has just signed a contract with Columbia records!*

* Her first four CDs are free, and after that she pays only 19.95 per CD, with a bonus Michael Jackson recording thrown in.

OK, let's see...here's what's really happening. Apparently you good folks at the Press Room will not have her company tonight, because she was convinced (up until we showed her the date on a newspaper) that today was Thursday, rather than Friday. This happens to people on the far side of 40 occasionally. I'm going to take her to Encore Music today, another of those places that I waste my life in.

She's learnin' chords like a madwoman!

Rick