Jack, good job with your "Boney Asses!" Hoyt Axton, I'm sure, is rolling over in his grave laughing!

Genie

Amos, thanks for checking on our dear Áine for us. (We should all have such troubles!)

Looking forward to your return, O Great Challenge! Generator, slinger of Cow Chips and B.L.O.B.s, and Supreme Judge!

Genie

P.S., By my count, this thread is far from beating the record (111 posts, I think) for a Song Challenge! You other Mudcatters, Áine's holiday break give you time to submit more doggere..., er, poetry.