1) "Whiskey you're my darlin"

or..

2) "Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug,

kind of makes you go hidy ho, burns your tummy don't you know..."

Er, sorry, how about...

"My woman's got teeth like a lighthouse on the sea,

Every time she smiles she throws them lights on me."

Frank in the awful lonesome swamps.