Aarrgh, You sensitive types are always getting on us oafs, do you really think we like being the source of everybodies hurt feelings? Do you think we like eating off of tin plates cuz nobody trusts us near the china? You act like it's our fault we have long legs, take long strides, and swing our fists in wide arcs inadvertantly knocking things (and folks) about. It's about time you stopped picking on us oafs. Obtuse, thick skinned dolts have feelings too (somewhere), so STOP PICKING ON US!

Frank in the stormy, stormy swamps.