Shatner did not go to the Orillia Academy Of Bad Acting, he went to the one in Montreal...so did my cousin, who wound up with a PhD in Bad Acting and teaches it in a Pennsylvania college now.

Also, a couple of friends of mine have on and off worked building sets for Geraldo Rivera, I'll check into their recent and future whereabouts, look for weird stamps in their passports in the interests of research.

Finally, Geraldo Rivera's ex-father-in-law is a guy named Kurt Vonnegut. Maybe you've never heard of him, but if he's still working, I bet he could go somewhere with this...

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W-O