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Q. Which musical instrument should be never believe?

A. A lyre

Q. Why is a proud woman like a music book?

A. She is full of airs.

Q. Which is the easier to spell - fiddle-de-dee or fiddle-dedum?

A. The first, because it is spelled with more e's (ease)

Q. Why are pianos the most noble of instruments?

A. Because they are grand, upright and square.

Q. Why is a soprano like a confectioner?

A. Because she deals in high screams (ice creams)