Everyone has won, and all must have prizes!! That's straight out of the Mad hatter's Tea party. Buncha pinko commie treehuggers, you lot!! LOL!! Pantywaist Socialists, that's what!!!

Hey guys -- lighten up and relax. You sound like the kids who break into tears playing Musical Chairs because they missed the fact that the music stopped and forgot to sit down!! I don't think we're all that tender that our "feelings are going to be hurt" over an artifice like this -- a make-believe poll in a make-believe place jointly contrived by very real goodhearted adults (more or less). Bruised your keyboard just thinking about it, huh?

Surely we are tougher than that!!

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