Well, this looked promising at first and I was hoping that I wouldn't have to step in and assuage the feelings that Joe Offer has for these threads when he complains they all say the same thing. Here we are in 2002 and after almost 8 months of trying desperately to convince all of you that we have to keep these things somehow different so JoeBro doesn't have a conniption, I see that my efforts are still not paying the rewards I had hoped. A few of you get the idea, but once again, this thread deteriorated into a long line of simple "Happy Birthday" type stuff....Y'all got to do a lot better so I don't have to step in like now...................

Carol, I may love ya' girl, but on this your birthday, these other sods are forcing me to tell you to

Go Suck the Fur Off a Ferret.

I realize your past love affairs with ferrets have not worked out well, but here's a way to get even! It's never too late and what a birthday treat!!!!!

Spaw