Pissing in the Sink

Some say pissing in the sink is for the rotters
The ones who always live outside the law!
But I have known sink-pissers who were noble,
Why just for an example, Me and Spaw!

You should know enough to tell them all apart, friend
For the low-class pissers pee and walk away
While their betters pee and rinse it with the faucets,
But to pee in running water, thats classé!

Some say they would rather live amongst the wildlife,
Than with such barbarous heathens, so they think!
But when urgent need is on you, you'll discover
One good solution's pissing in the sink

There isn't a lot more to say about it,
But 'ere I leave just let me mention this:
You may swear and vow and sing and even shout it,
It sure as hell beats sinking in the piss.

Thanks for the opportunity, Spaw!! LOL!!

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