Alrightey, here are the Silver B.L.O.B.s for this fine soft Saturday morn:

To Deda (who obviously is a chip of that ol' hunk of a brother of hers!) for this wonderful and witty verse:

Sister Judy is fancy-ass long-nose snob
Brother Marvin is a dope
They had to scramble around the city dump
I was laughing fit to choke!
One of these days I'm gonna rattle my chains
And hoot and howl and shriek
And scare their sorry backsides
To the middle of next week

And to Genie, for this Spittoon-qualifying bit of hilarity:

How they kissed her, how they kissed her,
How they kissed her little box!
Now they've ashes on their glasses
And a mouthful of dirty rocks!


You go girls! ;-)

-- Áine