Untidy is a rule of law around here. When company's comin', you should see Heather and I moving at the speed of light trying to pick up stuff!

After all, my spiritual Guru IS Quentin Crisp:

"Never keep up with the Joneses...drag them down to your level".

"After four years it doesn't get any dirtier...the dust just piles up in the corners like little drifts of snow"!

Rick