Dear Art,

Are you ready for a CONvoy of CONDOMS to be delivered into your waiting arms via CONveyor belt to your CONDO (good one LEJ)?

I kid you not, when I was selling those promotional items, we had delayed orders because they got held up for "quality testing". What visions of "testing" we had in our minds! Actually, we were told they were tested by machines, much as cars are. I imagine a giant assembly room floor, filled with upright banana-shaped, hollow rods of steel, all going up and down with a precision thumping of cogs and wheels filling the place with the din of screeching machinery, working to the utmost capacity to ensure our right to be disease, etc. free! Ahh, what "lengths" they will go to for the mighty CONsumer!

Laughingly-Kat