NEW CONTEST

It has become apparent that I have made yet another "fo spaw" (two actually) and now beg your joint pardons. Anyone wishing to pardon my joint, feel free to do so...or anything else that sounds like a good time. However, it has been pointed out that my spelling of the classic "ball kick" is in error. Please submit to Gareth your personal suggestions as to the proper spelling. Feel free to practice on any males around to get the proper effect/sound to translate to the written word.

ALSO

I certainly didn't mean to negate the contributions of ball-less, hooter-endowed 'Catters, so I offer up tittie-tweaks to all along with my sincerest apologies. Please form a line to the left.

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