Dammit "Cat" why can't I have my own model too? Perhaps a line of pre-war, pearl-inlayed, brazilian ones. I could advise folks to never by a new one over a vintage one. Now I'd never use the slogan "Buy Used!" But how about "pre-loved".

My God, I can't believe this! Three months of exposure to Art and Catspaw, and I've joined the "ranks of raunch!" My mother must be turning in her grave!