Whoops ... I added a note in the wrong place!!

The entry should have read as follows.

(No doubt some kinf mudelf will do the needful)

Apart from "Navvy Boots", the other song that appeared to me to be ripe for parodying in this Challenge! was Billie Jo Spears' "Blanket On The Ground". So here goes

WET BLANKET(On the ground)

We were walking through the wild wood
That big ol' moon was shinin' down
I said to hub' "Don't that remind you
Of the blanket on the ground?"
Are those days just a distant memory
Now we're middle-aged and grey?
Let's give an outdoor shag a whirl, love
Think about it, what d'you say?"

CHORUS
I'll get the blanket from the bedroom
And we'll go walking once again
To that spot near the Oasis
Where our sweet live first began
Just because we are married
Don't mean we can't fool around
So let's do it in the moonlight
On a blanket on the ground

Do you remember how excited
We used to get when love was young
I was pert and lithe and buxom
You were snake-hipped and well hung
Now we've both begun to wrinkle
And we've put on the odd pound
Doesn't mean that we can't do it
On a blanket on the ground

CHORUS

Ouch! A dirty great big pine-cone
Is digging in my twat
And the night air is so freezing
I must wear a bobble-hat
You are knobbly where I'm flabby
Where you're skinny, I am round
Wish I'd never heard you mention
That ol' blanket on the ground

CHORUS

"Hurry up and get it over!
I am miserable as sin"
"This cold breeze is a distraction
Don't think I can get it in!"
"Let's go home to our warm bedroom
And the mattress we can pound
I'm sure we look pathetic
On the blanket on the ground"

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