I'm not goin' to pursue this one … it's just too silly … another verse or two might be gilding the lily! It is, of course, a parody of that genteel nursery song "The Teddy-Bears' Picnic".

If you go down in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise
If you go down in the woods today
You're in for a big surprise
For bobbly-hats are all we will don
Apart from our hats we'll have nothing on
Today's the day our Teddy will bare his prick, Nick